Wal Mart Humor
An Old RV'er who had a Labrador retriever, was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was standing in line to check out.
A woman behind him asked if he had a dog.
On impulse, he told her that no, he was starting The Purina Diet again, although "I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but I lost 50 pounds before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."
He went on to tell her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.
Now practically everyone in the line was enthralled with the story.
Horrified, she asked if he had been poisoned. "No" he said " I was sitting in the street licking my self and a car hit me."
A woman behind him asked if he had a dog.
On impulse, he told her that no, he was starting The Purina Diet again, although "I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but I lost 50 pounds before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."
He went on to tell her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.
Now practically everyone in the line was enthralled with the story.
Horrified, she asked if he had been poisoned. "No" he said " I was sitting in the street licking my self and a car hit me."
posted by Awohali @ 9:09 AM
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